Meet Carl, a simple man with a simple calling:

To onboard newbies to the blockchain with class, help them avoid scammers, and teach them basics to reduce the risk of getting rekt!

Carl has a take on life filled with mystery, wonder, and an expertise in all things!

Prepare to be enlightened spiritually, emotionally, and intellectually as he spews smart-like stuff and things! Even helpful crypto stuff!

Join Carl's acclaimed

Crypto Academy for Real Learnin'

Let Carl show you the way to DYOR in style (that's Do Your Own Research for you wet behind the ears, .2% savings account interest accruin', 6% mutual fund earnin' newbies).

Learnin' Crypto has never been so wholesome and honest! 🧐

This 2024-25 bull cycle is going to be like nothin' we'd ever seen before!

Soon you will have all your friends and family members callin' you fer your expertise in this new crypto blockchain mumbo jumbo. Will you have answers?

Dang tootin' you will! Holders of at least $5 USD worth of $CARL will have exclusive access to our outhouse - I mean private communication center!

Holders will receive first drafts of all communications and learnin' stuff from Carl's academy! Also, we will use this area to steal ideas - I mean collaborate - with experienced investors in blockchain. 😉

Come join us today and tell all your friends!

Let's rangle up these newbies and onboard them in style together!